Fawk You Friday!

To start Things off Lets Vent This Friday Morning! This week hasn't Been too Crazy Not much to Bitch about really.

Fuck You to:

My sister who decided to hit PMS mode this morning and start bitch texting me since 8am... Really?!?! you had no work to do??? And I was your FIRST CHOICE! ok thanks but no thanks

My Indecisive-Ness I went in Monday to get a car left with a white honde civic and decided NO i want the grey one talked to the dealer they said theyd trade it if not we could just finance another ok fine cool deal we make enough what ever.... Later that night I decided on a dark blue one instead But when I get there Wednesday It was ugly the gray was too pricey and well We were just going to leave with what we had and then I start getting all fidgity and Well ok we left with a Nice Blue Honda Civic...  Yea I have issues the Mr. Just kept staring at me like OMG seriously woman What happened to trading IN... no one said ISh bout Financing another one LMAO Oh well Leave my Blue baby alone!

Kids! OMg why do they not come with a warning label on their back! WARNING: YOUR HOUSE WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN! Atleast not for Long!

Husbands There should be soething in the traditional wedding vows about their lack of organizational skills seriously "in sickness and in health??" hell I can handle that what about  "Through Messiness, and Laziness!" Say what??? yea oh ok I cant  Go home everyone Lol!

Daycare/Preschool Hunting! OMG how do you know That you are sending your kid to the right school? the right daycare... Is it better to send them to a bigger one or a smaller one? I have no clue but im tired of meeting with FAKE happy people that pretend to be interested in the needs of my child and changing their  previous statement to make me happy.... Hmmmm decisions decisions

Cleaning and Cleaning and NEVER seeing this place clean WTF!

That song By Rebecca Black, Although that song is ridiculous, and annoying I have made it My official Friday Morning Song! I will wake up on Friday ( like I did Today) and Listen to it.. Lol makes my morning. My BFF L.C and I  laugh together...


ANy Ways... Hope this weekend Goes by SLOWLY and that I enjoy it. For now Its back to cleaning and HOPING AND PRAYING the house will make it this way through the weekend... ( FAT CHANCE)

Fawk You Friday!

   Friday Finally! Besides the Usual reasons for Loving Fridays ( the week is over, no traffic, Hubby is home) It is also time for me to Bitch and moan about all the BS that has happened this week! Don't worry you can too!  Just hop on Over to Christy's or Boobies page and Link Up. I also love Fridays Cause I get out the house and go to work.... I know I know who really wants to go to work... Well I LOVE cash and after being cooped up in a house all week... Ill gladly go to work!

Lets begin Shall we:

Fawk You:
1.To Alamo! For your BS rental requirements.

2.To this childs new eating habbits where he doesn't want anything, and is driving me insane tryna make sure he eats atleast something so he doesn't starve to death

3.To the Mr. who seems to think we have an invisible maid and the house SOMEHOW gets clean and his clothes gets neatly folded and hung up by itself!  And for having the nerve to question what I do all day when ever he gets mad that I bitch at him for not helping out! I REPEAT! WE DO NOT HAVE A FLIPPING MAID! YOUR WIFE CLEANS UP THE HOUSE DEALS WITH THE MONSTER AND DOES YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY!

4.To The small paycheck we will receive Today!

5. To spending almost 60 bucks on a Plan B Pill, all because the Fucktard Mr. Had an accident! ( the First one EVER!!!)

6.To 3 years of marriege! Seriously is that all its been? It feels like alot Longer, hell this last 2 weeks have felt like at least 6 months

7.To gaining 5 lbs! OMG seriously I need to get out this house 5 pounds from being home, no gym , no work, no outings?!?

8. To Not having a car!

First Fawk You Friday for 2011

My Fist Fawk You Friday of 2011! I guess I have not had much to Bitch about thus far, so onto My Fawk yous for the week.

Fawk you Snow/Ice/Freezing rain, whatever the fuck is causing slippery roads, fucktards to crash, people driving into ditches, and traffic, Fawk YOU! geez how many times this winter will you leave and come back only to fuck with our head thinking its done no more, Now I hear more is due to come tonight when the damn Ice on my driveway hasnt even yet melted?!?


Fawk You to this motherfucking mechanic! Oh Em GEE!! seriously I just picked up the car Saturday and on my way home the temperature gauge starts reading that the car is overheating, why?!?! I have no damn Idea We had just paid the mother fucker to change the radiator (which I saw no receipt for the part), to have the blinkers fixed only to find that he fixed the blinkers but fucked up the hazard lights. yea he WILL fix that and then that will be my last trip there God!

Fawk You AF 4 days since she was due and the bitch FINALLY shows her damn face! Oh Em Gee was I freaking out!

Faw You to The Mr.'s job. Seriously, How do you fuck up his paycheck?!? now i have to wait on that damn money that went missing last week. and also the fucking ridiculous schedule! Which leads me to...

Fawk You Traffic! My poor Mr. bareley gets any sleep! He is up by 4:30 and out the house by 5AM only to get home almost at 5pm but hes only getting paid for about 8-9 of those hours

Fawk You to the little Monster! GEEZ what is with you this week! we have been fine, and dealing with eachother and you have been sleeping great till after 8 but this week ( and any week that im sick or tired due to AF) you decide to be a even bigger pain in the ass! Mommy loves you cookie, Just take it easy on mommy during week 4! 7 days from today starts week 1 and you can be a pain in my ass all you want!

Any ways thats all the Fawk Yous I have Hop on over to My Mad Mind and Link up and also read every one elses Fawk Yous!

Last Minute Friday Fawk Yous!

Well Christy and Boobies are taking a break until after the  holidays, and I THOUGHT I would have no Fawk yous since well, lets face it its been a damn good week! The Mini Van is Fixed, the Mr. got a higher paying Job/Position, The Honda is up and running, I have not been to work one single day this week, and Baby Gianni was born, so What is there to say Fawk You to??? Well..... Lets began Shall We,

Fawk You:

- To The dirty Bitch Whom decided to park in the Parking spot labeled Parking for people with CHILDREN! Not Stupid Bitches and their Gucci Purses! ( so yes LO and I had to park further so she and her damn purse could be up close and personal with the store!)
-To My Chicken Wing Uncle who sees me with about 8 bags of groceries walking up the icy drive way and he walks along with me holding nothing but mail, then to make matters worse... we get to the front door and he stands there waiting for me to Open and Im damn near ready to fall over! ( I mean I know you got one arm and all but damn Its only Mail!)
-To this Minivan! after getting the damn fuel pump replaced, seems like yes there is yet another problem in this damn car! Now the turn signals wont work, but yest the emergency lights do work so God only knows whats causing that damn thing not to turn on FML!
-To the damn People who seem to be on vacation already, since the Toys R Us was packed! Was I really about to stand in a 1 Hour line for a $10-$20 toy? I think Not! So I had to tae my Whining baby and tell him we would get it next Time! GO BACK TO WORK I MEAN IT WAS ONLY NOON!

Fawk You Friday

So it's Fawk You Friday AGAIN! I'm Not complaining feels like just yestderday I was thinking Yup this is a Major Fawk you, but it was Monday  and now I can Vent about it!

Lets start with the car....
FAWK YOU to  The Honda! The battery has been messing with me for 3 weeks now and I have procrastinated in hopes that every morning it will start just fine, and it has Until Monday Morning when I woke up super early and tried starting the car, NOPE the cold night had completely drained it, so no work!
Which leads me into
FAWK YOU cold weather geez, You are beyond bipolar, now its not hot and cold your playing around between cold, Cold and windy, and Cold and rainy, WTF! Its not even mid December yet a light cool breeze is all wee need
FAWK YOU to the dirty little bird that decided to shit on my Clean windshield as I was driving Home!
FAWK YOU to the Lazy ass Mailman who has left several Notes saying he is going to stop delivering the mail if we do not scoot the car up 2 feet so he can Part his Lazy ass right infront and not have to get out and reach for the flipping Box.
FAWK YOU Virginia! I'm so ready to be on the Southwest Border I can already feel the warm sun on my skin! (keeping my Fingers Crossed)

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Fawk You & Finally Friday

This week I have very Little fawk yous, It was a very good week! 

• Fawk You to AF who decides to visit me on the week I receive 2 packages of toys waiting to be used! 
• Fawk You to My aunt who decided to move on Thanksgiving leaving My grandma at the restaurant alone because her husband whom also works there was helping the movers! Might I add my grandma is on crutches.
• Fawk You To the fuckers who were trying to cut me in the Walmart check out line
• Fawk You Black Friday Savage Shoppers!

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Fawk You and Finally Friday!

• Fuck You  to the person who set up the Play offs! I swear they did this on purpose! got us playing one of the hardest team we already played and then once we win we play the Number 1 team in the league on the same day {we ranked in 3rd}
• Fuck You to the Little Girl {yes a little girl} who slammed the door on My little mans Fingers!
• Fuck you to my Dad Who Acted like it was No big deal and defended the little brat as I threatened to slamm hers so he could see if it really was alright
• Fuck You to this Job Make up your mind Is the Mr. going or staying we cant make a move untill we know im tired of being at my parents! I dont want to get a place only to find i have to break yet ANOTHER lease to move again! The last lanlord tried suing me for 8k till my attorney fought it  because we had been transffered!
• Fuck you to my Parents who up and decided to buy My brother a 2011 BMW as his first fucking car... seriously???  and its stick shift? this shit costs over 70 grand?!? My first car was bought cash for 1k, and then I HAD TO WORK to FINANCE a car!  this nigga dont even got a job. 
• Fuck you to the fact that my parents Complain abot money.. But Can Afford to Finance a 70k car!
• Fuck you to any feelings of Sympathy I had for them and "ALL their Bills" if they can afford that car Um money must not be that tight, unless they tryna pull one over on the Mr. and me..
• Fuck you to this worthless work week ugh im beyond fucking tired and it will be a 7 day week for me!
• Fuck you to the Mr. who has been tryna be slick and sleep in even though hes had days off and i have to be at work early.
• Fuck You to people who do not seem to Understand to READ my blog before following me! I am a Mommy, But this is not a Mommy blog, It is a blog about me yes that includes my fmily But no family is all happy faces rainbows and fucking sunshine, I will post good and bad take it or leave it or just dont fucking follow me, I will follow u if you really want me too but will not garauntee i will read you!
•  Fuck you to BLOGGER who up and decided not to Post this at the scheduled time last night since i went to sleep!  Thats 2 days in a fucking row!

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